If My Cat Could Blog

Hi Guys. Thank you for visiting. My name is Mr Meow, also known as Mer-Mer, Mer-Cat and eight other variations. I don't get it.

My Humans don't know much about my life before moving into their home. I think it's part of my charm. For all they know, I was a street fighting hero bringing peace to the neighborhood, I was feared by the cat gangs, and I had a whole paw full of lady cats after me. Honestly, I think they just watched too much Puss In Boots.

I don't like to dwell in the past but rather live in the moment and right now, life is good. I get food with every deep stare, leg graze, meow, purr and even tail flick. So that means I get food all the time. How do I stay in shape you may ask? Well, about 10% of the time I puke up my food. It's a technique I like to call "eat and release". I highly recommend it. For the other part of my fitness regime, I like to run after things for no reason especially when the dogs are around. Or when the other cat is near (she has some serious issues). Claw scratching on chairs and trees gives you a good upper body workout. For the legs and abs, I recommend rolling in the sand on your back, like a drunk lizard, and right after that, do a cool down session on a bed or sofa so that your muscles have a soft surface to relax. Don't worry about the mess, they'll clean it up.

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The caretakers do have some power over me which I am not entirely sure how I feel about yet. It's a leafy green called "cat nip". Man o man that stuff takes me to another world in my already huddled cat brain. I myself cannot explain it but the Humans watch me with bright eyes and giggle adoringly so I must be doing something right, right?

Thanks once again for visiting my blog. Give it a sandpaper kiss and a good ole claw scratch (the over enthusiastic corner of the couch kind of scratch) and maybe I'll see you again.

Mr Meow

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